#{ stephen a }

[rodribentancur]

[ladamania]

Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

[libramooon]

richie tozier core

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

I need everyone to watch this tiktok NBC Olympics posted on their official page

I. AM. SCREAMING. 😂

[churrotowns]

ginger cat world domination incoming

[batboyblog]

[markodragic]

I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise

its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk

[lithiumseven]

Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes

Screen caps by @bluebassy

[nessa007]

the amount of people in the replies saying “what career” lmao

[gr33rdraws]

a texan environmental scientist is relocated to the new mexico desert to study a tiny irradiated town called “bikini bottom”

[scatter-the-stars]

[aj-lenoire]

i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

EDIT: okay so apparently the smoking thing wasn’t true, my bad guys! dikec has been competing in the olympics since 2008 and is ex-military (but his showing up in a t-shirt without any visual aids is still iconic!!)

[roseillith]

CHOCOLATE BABIES (1996) dir. STEPHEN WINTER

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[reimidy]

ON A SUNDAY RIDING MY BIKE